Why do men wear make-up?

Why do str8 men wear make-up.I don't understand this at all.And these 'metrohomosexuals' or whatever they are called.What the f*cks going on there?They slap girly moisteriser on their skin so it's nice and soft,and PLUCK their eyebrows ( so I believe ).Come off it guys.Leave the soft skin stuff for the ladies.We were meant to look a bit rough and ready,not like we're entrants in the Mr Gay Uk awards.


My lady has no choice.I smell like a bag of shite anyway..but she knew what she was getting b4 she married me.


What do you think..Is it right for a man to use girly creams and powders and whatever to make his skin as soft as a babies ****,or not?

Why do men wear make-up?
The only men that should be wearing make-up are actors. All others are fruitcakes!!!
Reply:Maybe because they like it!
Reply:cuz they're UGLY. U-G-L-Y they ain't got no alibi they ugly yea yea they ugly
Reply:well let me ask you... have you ever had beard burn?
Reply:Same reason women do, they are trying to hide flaws and accent their good features!
Reply:I love a metro-sexual men, I would never date a man that looks and smells like crap and thinks there is nothing wrong with it. If you guys want a woman that takes care of herself and looks good, then you have to be willing to do the same for us!
Reply:For the same reason women do, vanity.
Reply:For me metro-sexual is a little gay, but if a guy wants to take care of his skin, whatever. That's his thing and there seen to be plenty of women that like it. I like my man to look like a guy but there has to be some hygiene there too. Plucking eyebrows isn't that bad. some men need to lose the uni-brow. Unfortunately humans are attracted to mates by sight first, well actually that is fortunate cause I don't want to look up in the middle of sex and see some rank ugly dude. UGH!
Reply:There's nothing wrong with taking care of your skin. Guys should wear sunscreen just like women so they don't get skin cancer. My dad has some nasty age spots popping up on his bald noggin and they're gross. He shoulda worn sunscreen up there all along. Maybe he can get some fade cream or a chemical peel or something.





Now, I'm not much for plucked eyebrows on men. I don't like it when guys have eyebrows that stick out, like old man eyebrows that look like spider legs stuck on their browbones. Yuck. So trim them with a pair of scissors. But plucking and waxing are annoying.





As far as smell goes--why smell bad? Your woman isn't the only unfortunate person who has to smell your skanky a ss. Wash those cracks and crevices with proper man soap and a washcloth--there's nothing wrong with smelling like pine or rosemary or something manly. (I know rosemary doesn't *sound* manly, but it and lots of herbs, like sage, mint, thyme, and lavendar, can smell great on men.)





I don't like stubble, but I loooove five-o'-clock shadow. And big noses. Soft skin is nice, but not necessary--just dry up the big oil slicks and pop the zits and keep everything clean--that's metrosexual enough for most women.