Have you ever punished your Girlfriend/Wife like this? Do you think this is fair?

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveles with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.





As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape (no pun intended).


He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.





The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more exicited making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.





She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says... This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and he starts doing flips.





Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.





"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

Have you ever punished your Girlfriend/Wife like this? Do you think this is fair?
I love it .


That is funny.


Thanks for the laugh !!!
Reply:tooo long to read
Reply:Hahaha
Reply:You need help! Lots of it! SICK !
Reply:Did the wife "monkey" around before going to the zoo?
Reply:Lol
Reply:That is the dumbest story I have ever read!!! It's fiction. Who cares?
Reply:That is so romantic! I love it! Now the real problem is if the gorilla satisfied her. That is where this might go terribly wrong!
Reply:there was nothing funny about that story..and i bet you wonder why you're single..
Reply:oh ****!
Reply:very funny
Reply:WOW. That's pretty much all I can say. May the powers that be find you naked in alley surrounded by horny homosexual male wolves.
Reply:very funny
Reply:Thats obviously a joke and a damn good one at that.
Reply:GOOD ONE, I should have tried it!
Reply:This is not a question your just a *** and seem to like your self.
Reply:she probably like the ape better than the man....stupid ***.
Reply:I cant believe i wasted a minute reading that.
Reply:your crazy someone should throw you in there with a big ol' ape and let him cornhole you
Reply:horrible
Reply:wish I did that to my wife
Reply:That's so mean,.....but funny!!!
Reply:What? is this what your wife does too you? tease the hell out of you, and then uses an excuse not to have sex (make love)?? this is my guess.
Reply:yeah...it is funny...but an old joke....noone would do that,first of all the cages are locked.
Reply:the husband is a bastard.he is not a human.she must leave such type of man.
Reply:lmao ur nutzzz...
Reply:I think its appropriate. She'll learn next time.
Reply:that was like REALLY funny but i dont see the point of it!!!
Reply:this is just mad! i hope it wasn't you, lol. why on earth was the man able to open the cage door, that is really unsafe. Also, it seems strange for it to be in a cage, in england animals are no longer kept in caged exibits
Reply:I loveit love it :)