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Ever wondered what it would be like if Dear Abby was a man?





Dear Mr. Abby:





Q: My husband wants to experience a threesome with my sister and me.


A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of


you, so he goes for the next best thing - your sister. Far from


being an issue, this can bring all of the family together. Why not


get some cousins involved? If you are still apprehensive, then let


him be with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, and


cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behavior.





Dear Mr. Abby:





Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.


A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories


per spoonful. It is nutritious, helps you to keep your figure, and


gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His


offer to you to perform oral sex with him is totally selfless. Oral


sex is extremely painful for a man. This shows he loves you. The


best thing to do is to thank him, buy him a nice, expensive present,


and cook him a nice meal.





Dear Mr. Abby:





Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.


A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged.


The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other


men. Far from being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a


stressful affair, and to get back to you is a relief for him. Just


look at how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his


stable home. The best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive


present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of


his behavior.





Dear Mr. Abby:





Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.


A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess


with it, do it in your own time. To help with the family budget you


may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and sell it. To


ease your selfish guilt, buy your man a nice, expensive present, and


cook him a delicious meal.





Dear Mr. Abby:





Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.


A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do


not love your man as much as you should-he has to work a lot to get


you in the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to


him by buying him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice


meal.





Dear Mr. Abby:





Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.


A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-


hating feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention


it again to him and show your love to him by buying a nice,


expensive present, and don't forget to cook him a delicious meal.

Joke for you?
LOL. That is hilarious, though terrible! Bad, bad, bad!! LOL.
Reply:HA HA - If Men Wrote Advice Columns.
Reply:I like the last one - sh....... keeep it secret just murmer my wife is around
Reply:my woman better have bought me a nice, expensive present and have a delicious home cooked meal ready for me when i get home!


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Reply:I'm glad it's not a guy lol
Reply:that would be about right