Monday, November 16, 2009

Realy is the last joke?

It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are





spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting; almost





see through pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.





The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape





exhibit,they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the





girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with





one hand(and2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand.





He is obviously excited at the pretty woman in the wavy dress. The





husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.





He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband





suggests pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She





does, and Mr Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would





wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps





fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr Gorilla is about to





tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up and flashing your minge" he says. This





drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he's doing flips and has a





hard-on like a baseball bat.





Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings





her in with the gorilla, and slams the cage door shut.





"Now tell HIM you've got a headache!

Realy is the last joke?
HEADACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......................................... very much funny


so sweet of you


10/10 lol
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! Ouch! lol! 10!
Reply:lol funny
Reply:lol you are soooooooooo bad ,but funny!!!
Reply:Really Funny!.............. AHAHAHAHAha.........
Reply:Did you make dat joke???so damn funny.NICE~
Reply:lol thats sick.......
Reply:Good one.
Reply:HA HA! that's the best one i heard for ages!!still giggling - ta for that.
Reply:BAD!! Bad,bad, bad, BAD! ..............heeheehee..........





I can't help but to ....... HaHaHaHa....... it's So Funny!





Good One!


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