I have read alot of people immature answers to simple questions such as "Would you let your daughter marry a black man?" Why do some caucasians feel superior to the blacks in america? Why are we judge by the color of our skin? etc. Give me an answer please. The reponses were ridiculous. I can't get over Mr. ku klux klan kool. He responed "give that monkey a banana." Just way out of control. And for the ones who might misinterped what I'm saying, this is not a racist question. I just want to know what you think and how you feel OKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
Do you believe racism is at an all-time high? If so, Who projects most of it?
I think racism is alive and well but is practiced more discretely and in a pc fashion. We see it in White flight (moving to neighborhoods without minority presence), we see it in private schools (to get away from minorities), we see it in Affirmative Action (if Blacks and Mexicans have problems "representing" then why the quotas and preferential hiring? Why don't we see similar quotas for jews and Orientals who do "represent" without needing reverse discrimination, oops I mean "help"?), and we even see it where a particular minority can use and call each other the "n-word" but anyone else uses it they claim to be able to use assault and violence to defend it (Is this not exclusionary? Is this not race based? Indians were treated poorly, Japanese "interned", Irish/Italians were openly discriminated at the end of the 19th/beginning of the 20th century and what makes it ok for Blacks to insult the rest of us with "you don't understand" flippant remark? Sorry but every race has been a slave, what's their problem getting over it?). I think the difference between those who openly say their racist and ones who won't is a certain level of honesty, honor, and level of consequences that they pay for saying their true feelings.
Most of all I see people claiming "equality" when no one believes in any of it. Does anyone honestly believe Orientals (Asia has too many races to call them "Asians") would make better football players, basketball lineup, boxers, or athletes in general average over Blacks (if you want to talk physical difference height, limb lengths, mass, etc)? If you entered into an advanced scientific, mathematics, physics, Engineering (I'm biased, my field), chemistry, or mental fields do you really believe you'll find Blacks representing in mathematical ratios higher than Orientals (we hear the stereotype of Orientals being smart)? We see Whites representing in the these fields in fact they made the most impact in the world and most would consider them competitive but would not consider Blacks and Orientals competitive with one another in these opposite fields for good reason, the dearth of their presence in each one. Yet I'm the racist for pointing out such a truth yet no one will be able to pull any stats from any non-Black college, government, or poll to disprove my claim but go look at any sport team roster in America (a "diversity" country) and you won't see Orientals there in numbers equal to world population ratio or Blacks in Science/Engineering/Chemistry clubs in any non-Black college equaling 12% of membership.
Many will claim racism is based on ignorance, self esteem issues, or people who must prop themselves up by belittling others. I will post sources below to prove I'm not ignorant. I will point out that Blacks over represent in crime and two sources I point out will show in my first source they commit crime at three times or more than percentage of population, on my second link our government points out "Based on current rates of first incarceration, an estimated 32% of black males will enter State or Federal prison during their lifetime, compared to 17% of Hispanic males and 5.9% of white males." yet with numbers backing me I'm the bigot for "profiling" when science backs it up (I can't find the source at this time but I also was about to post that most of people employed by the government are disproportionately in Black favor to prove the information on those sites are factual but then from this source http://www.eeoc.gov/federal/fsp2002/part... you'll notice a higher disproportionate hiring of Blacks over their population representation but not removing the AA policy). Oh by the way my third source shows that Blacks need to belittle White inventions/inventors to prop their self esteem to make it seem they have contributed more to society they they really have, the fourth link is a site with references and resources to debunk such claims. If you claim all races are equal then it shows racism against Whites in favor of Blacks, all that believes in equality are the truly ignorant, suffer self esteem issues, and prop others thru belittling Whites.
I'm a biracial half White/Oriental, I came to America from liberal parents who didn't teach me any racial beliefs to bias my opinion, I kept an open mind, interacted with others, researched, and came to conclusions that most people know from common sense. Minorities have political action groups (naacp, adl, etc) but you don't see Whites with any similar groups (any group representing them are considered "hate" groups) so if anything Whites are scared to show racism because they get sued or business gets hit because of negative publicity (products get pulled from shelves, radio/tv won't air their commercials, etc). We've all heard non-Whites use slurs describing Whites in their presence but Whites don't do it in front of us because they know the consequences of being branded a "racist" in today's society. The real racists with the real power are not White in fact the darker you are the more power you wield, right now the most racist group of all are Blacks.
Want a demo? Take a few Whites into a Black neighborhood and hear them make racial cracks without one Black person chastising them about it. Take a small number of Blacks to a majority White area and most Whites are silent and if one makes a crack the other Whites will chastise them (mainly so they won't be branded a racist). I can give a lot of similar things but I really don't have too, we all know the truth but unfortunately most people don't know history, it will be repeated, and Whites have always won in disproportionate numbers against non-Whites. What will I do? Luckily for me I speak multiple languages, have a skill, and will vacate when the SHTF and White back-lash begins, it's not a matter of "if" it's simply a matter of "when" because many keep getting pushed in a corner (they keep getting blamed for racism when they aren't and these encounters are what really creates racism). We saw it happen to Blacks during the civil rights movement and we'll see it happen during civil rights two. The pendulum swings both ways but nevertheless cuts the same...
Reply:It's still high. Report It
Reply:Shut up,you stupid MONKEY. Report It
Reply:RACISTS project the most racism... not a race.
Reply:I dunno wuts up with that either. all these racist people on here. I dont know what makes any race think their better than anyone. Everybody has the same stuff [[heart, organs, exc]] and the stupid little comments are annoying. 2 me, race is nothing.
Reply:globalisation and an increasing world population mean that the chances of racist people having children who they brainwash with slurs increases.
ignorance breeds ignorance.
Reply:No I think systematic racism was probably a lot worse 50 or 100 years ago. It just seems worse now because the internet allows any total idiot to spew their racist opinions.
Reply:I don't know, there are always going to be some bigoted people of any race. But I see a lot more people of different ethnicity's being Friends, dating, even getting married now than I used to, We all have differences, but people may be relaxing a little bit more now, I like people who are mature and intelligent, and who don't act rudely, no matter what color their skin might be. I have Friends from several kinds of backgrounds. As long as they (people) treat me decently, that's How I will treat them.
Reply:I think that there are immature racists on here. But there are racists everwhere and in every color. Im against judging on ones skin color. I think that they are insecure with themselves so they take it out on others.
Reply:There is nothing new under the sun.I must say that the perfect example of when racism was at an all time high was slavery.I think people are becoming more vocal in the current times because although there is no more or less hate than there was then,oppression because of gender/ethnicity is at an all time low.It's not half as easy as it was way back when for Bigots to act out their hate.
Reply:I think the mentality of a racist is exactly like the one of say a sexist. Think about it. A man trying to keep a woman down is exactly the same as any race trying to keep another race down. It's not just a white/black thing. In Yugoslavia it was a Serb/Croatian thing. In Iraq its the Kurds versus the Sunnis or Shi-tes or whatever. It's always something. People suck. It's like tyranny, when it goes unchecked, it's going to take place. Even dogs, when you have 2 dogs, there is always one trying to control the other. I agree that people should know better, but when people feel threatened, they tend to behave just like animals.
Reply:is has been so for all time and shall be so until the creator says no more.Its brother against brother until they unite to find a common enemy then it is brother against brother against the other.Its so and will never end until the end..
Reply:Negroid behaviour is responsible for rayzizm.
It has absolutely nothing to do with skin color.
That is a typical, cheap cop-out.
Any person that has had multiple contacts
with negroids, and have experienced savage negroid
crime, knows exactly where I am coming from.
Racists are not born, racism is an acquired
state of mind through experience and reality.
Dark Manifest is a perfect example. He made my point.
Reply:I think "racists" - some of them are just trying to get a rise - online tend to be a bunch of cowards who wouldn't dare speak some of the stuff they do in real life to someone of another race, since they don't want to get punched in the face or run over by a car or anything.
The Internet: Where Consequences Never Involve Instant Bodily Harm! (Ain't It Great?)
Reply:Did you all know that negroes commit far more crimes against Whites than Whites do to negroes? So while you're offended by "rassism", I'm offended by the fact that negroes are only 12% of the American population yet commit over half of the violent crimes.
Reply:Racism may not be as violent as it has in the past, at least in america. However, it has taken on different forms and they are just as damaging. With the disapproving looks/stares, verbally insulting people you think are weaker or stupid in a way that they wonder after the fact if they were really being made fun of(a classic of sit-coms, not really that funny when you think about it), maybe rap music (they always seem to play victim and never seem to recover - rise above - because that would be selling out or something.), white skinned (I say white-skinned people because Europe seems to classify race by: russian, german, polish, french, italian etc. and of course by religion.......) people seem to harbor little racisms for some reason or another.
At the highschool I went to the black guys and the russian guys argued all the time and could never get along. I always tried to understand this. I mean what the heck could a black guy and a russian guy have to agrue about? Come on. Any way, one day I was sitting in the library alone when some of the russians came and sat at my table. They proceeded to speak rapid russian while I read my book or whatever. Troy a male friend who happened to be black came in the library that morning. He came fast as he saw me.....but slowed when he saw the russians sitting there. Then he stopped and glared at me. I shrugged my shoulders and went back to what I was doing. When all of a sudden the russians burst into laughter. You know, when I hear people laugh hysterically I usually cannot help myself and I start laughing. As the case with the russians. Troy left and hardly spoke to me after that day. The leader of the pack said something again in russian and the pack laughed....I laughed...they looked at me with questioned looks.....the leader of the pack asked, "Do you know russian?" I said no because I don't. Then he asked, "Why do you laugh then?" I said I'm having a laughing spell. Then I asked them, why do they fight with the black guys at school. They all looked at eachother and the leader said something in russian and they all left. I tried asking Troy but, he wouldn't say a word. It was weird and made no sense.
Heck I don't know I was watching Holocaust videos on YouTube and some of the uneducated comments were disgusting. The really sad and embarrassing part was you could tell who the racist americans were from the others. The terms one idiot posted made me realize that the Holocaust in Europe ended in 1945 while America was still racist against its own people for many years after........today it is not as violent so it seems but it is still lingering about. It can and may flare up at any moment. Racism, it always seems to be on peoples minds every minute. Why is that?
Reply:REPORTED YOU ARE SO RAYCISSSMMM ARENT YOU!!!!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Can an extremely possessive dog be helped?
I have two Dachshunds, The first one we have had since a puppy. Great dog, male, five years of age. The second one we retrieved from a shelter app. a year ago. Age 5-6? He was found running the streets with a German Sheppard. When we got him home he was skin and bones, but, as sweet as could be. This little dog has so much personality and so loveable, but he has turned into Dr. Jykle and Mr. Hide. The last several months he has become increasingly worse. When tired or cozily comfortable and asked to get out of his comfort zone he becomes vicious, also he will pick a person be cozy with, or to just lye around with. If any one comes near him it is attack city. He has bitten my 21 year old daughter when she was home for a visit. He has bitten my 25 year old son and my wife. He will attack me when I return home from work and he is with my wife or the other way around and my wife comes home after me. He will take a liking to a friend over to watch a movie and attack my wife or myself. Help!!
Can an extremely possessive dog be helped?
Good luck, Dachshunds are notorious biters (ours, as kids, were VERY sweet)... or so I heard my vet explaining to a new puppy owner recently, to my surprise. I would visit yahoo groups and look up "campnaughtydog", they are mostly English Mastiff folks there, but all breeds in need are welcome. That site has some of the BEST dog trainers in the country who are more than willing to give lots of advice, support and even help you locate a specialist in your area if necessary. Hope this helps, and all works out with the dog. God bless you for trying.
Reply:Obedience training for him, and watch TONS of The Dog Whisperer, because he deals with this kind of behavior ALOT. We've learned tons from that, its an excellent show.
My dachshund puppy is somewhat like this to and I've been getting very strict with her on that, because I don't need her to be aggressive. So far she will snap at my cousins if she's comfy somewhere and they try to pick her up (especially off of me) Once she was sleeping on a blanket (just fell asleep) on a foot stool and if it hadn't been me who touched her she would've taken a chunk outta my hand (she stopped when she realized it was me).
Reply:It sounds like your dog thinks he is the dominant one of the household, thats why he picks and chooses what he does and who he does it with. He SHOULD be grateful for your familys attention at any time. Firstly, kick him off the couch! Remind him that he is the dog in the family and not human. At any sign of tempermental behaviour put him outside or in a punishment room for a few minutes. This behaviour can be very common and my best advice for you is to check out some dog whisperer dvds, they will help you enough without needing to use a trainer, but follow the techniques properly.
Reply:Yes. Have you ever watched the show on TV "The Dog Whisperer"? It's on the National Geographic Channel. I recently watched an episode that was very similar to your problem, and he resolved it very quickly. They say, even though it looks easy, don't try it yourself. I would suggest contacting him. Looks like a case he may take on. I would guess, contact the network. He's amazing. Or, you could try a local trainer.
Reply:You've got a resource guarder that may also have fear issues. You need to find a trainer that uses positive reinforcement techniques to work with you.This is not going to be an easy journey with this dog, but understanding the dog a bit and how dogs learn will help you. There are good books on this site
www.fearfuldogs.com/books.html
You need to understand triggers and thresholds to keep everyone safe. When behaviors like this are not worked with appropriately (and punishment is often inappropriate) you end up with it getting worse. You really need to find a class and someone with experience to help you. There is a website apdt.com that lists certified trainers.
baby jade
Can an extremely possessive dog be helped?
Good luck, Dachshunds are notorious biters (ours, as kids, were VERY sweet)... or so I heard my vet explaining to a new puppy owner recently, to my surprise. I would visit yahoo groups and look up "campnaughtydog", they are mostly English Mastiff folks there, but all breeds in need are welcome. That site has some of the BEST dog trainers in the country who are more than willing to give lots of advice, support and even help you locate a specialist in your area if necessary. Hope this helps, and all works out with the dog. God bless you for trying.
Reply:Obedience training for him, and watch TONS of The Dog Whisperer, because he deals with this kind of behavior ALOT. We've learned tons from that, its an excellent show.
My dachshund puppy is somewhat like this to and I've been getting very strict with her on that, because I don't need her to be aggressive. So far she will snap at my cousins if she's comfy somewhere and they try to pick her up (especially off of me) Once she was sleeping on a blanket (just fell asleep) on a foot stool and if it hadn't been me who touched her she would've taken a chunk outta my hand (she stopped when she realized it was me).
Reply:It sounds like your dog thinks he is the dominant one of the household, thats why he picks and chooses what he does and who he does it with. He SHOULD be grateful for your familys attention at any time. Firstly, kick him off the couch! Remind him that he is the dog in the family and not human. At any sign of tempermental behaviour put him outside or in a punishment room for a few minutes. This behaviour can be very common and my best advice for you is to check out some dog whisperer dvds, they will help you enough without needing to use a trainer, but follow the techniques properly.
Reply:Yes. Have you ever watched the show on TV "The Dog Whisperer"? It's on the National Geographic Channel. I recently watched an episode that was very similar to your problem, and he resolved it very quickly. They say, even though it looks easy, don't try it yourself. I would suggest contacting him. Looks like a case he may take on. I would guess, contact the network. He's amazing. Or, you could try a local trainer.
Reply:You've got a resource guarder that may also have fear issues. You need to find a trainer that uses positive reinforcement techniques to work with you.This is not going to be an easy journey with this dog, but understanding the dog a bit and how dogs learn will help you. There are good books on this site
www.fearfuldogs.com/books.html
You need to understand triggers and thresholds to keep everyone safe. When behaviors like this are not worked with appropriately (and punishment is often inappropriate) you end up with it getting worse. You really need to find a class and someone with experience to help you. There is a website apdt.com that lists certified trainers.
baby jade
Hmm...zits?
Okay, this is an odd question, so sorry if I sound like an idiot! Anyhow, I hardly ever get acne, but I have two pimples on my face at the moment. I know not to pop them and I've been using this acne cream. Still, the one that's healing faster is getting increasingly dark. The swelling has gone down, but the skin looks different. Is there any way to avoid scarring, or is this just normal? Thanks! :) ~ Mr. Wonderful
Hmm...zits?
You don't sound like an idiot...your worry is perfectly normal, so there's nothing to apologize about, dude. Now, having said all that, let me give you my opinion on "zits".
i believe that it's a no-win situation with zits for MOST ppl. If you pop a zit, it may leave a hole, or a permanent scar. On the other hand, if you don't pop a zit, it may shrink on its own after a few days (if you can stand walking around with it on your face), but you run the risk of having it become a permanent "black-head" or dark brown spot on your skin. This dark spot will be so flat that it looks like it's just a part of your skin. If acne creams and patches (like Oxy and what not) don't seem to do the trick on eradicating your zits, then i'd rather suffer a few days of looking "ugly" then they'll shrink on their own (rather than popping them and having my face look like moon craters for the rest of my life). Later on, these dark patches can be removed at a facial (or beauty) salon...they have ways to remove them without surgery, as my mom and girlfriend have told me. (Of course, you can also opt for cosmetic surgery too if you got the money). So, really, it's a matter of preference how each person wants to treat their zits. Your call, dude.
Reply:it cancer get it check
Reply:You're going to have a red mark on there for a little while, but don't worry about it dude it will go away normally people on get scars if they have A LOT of zits.
Reply:its normal hun it will turn in2 a sort of scab that can b picked off...jus wash ya face with warm water to open up ya pores then apply the cream....the spot will point out at every1 but it wil disapear!!!dont squeeze or pop it wil spread!!xx
Reply:try puting a dab of mouth wash on it. it should dry up over night and they go away twice as fast as not doing n/e thing.
Reply:a peeling regimen will do the trick while it is still healing. put a dab of Tretinoin ointment on affected areas only.
hyperpigmented scars/areas (meaning a healed lesion) make use of sulfur or papaya soaps to even out the color and become homologous with your skin color
Reply:Try Clinique's Post Acne Formula. You just rub a little on the scar, and it helps it to go away, it REALLY works. You just have to use it for a little while. Follow the directions on the package.
Reply:It's normal just keep doing what your doing.
Reply:It is normal it will be back to normal after just a few days weeks(not more than a month)
Don't worry it is absolutely normal:)
Hmm...zits?
You don't sound like an idiot...your worry is perfectly normal, so there's nothing to apologize about, dude. Now, having said all that, let me give you my opinion on "zits".
i believe that it's a no-win situation with zits for MOST ppl. If you pop a zit, it may leave a hole, or a permanent scar. On the other hand, if you don't pop a zit, it may shrink on its own after a few days (if you can stand walking around with it on your face), but you run the risk of having it become a permanent "black-head" or dark brown spot on your skin. This dark spot will be so flat that it looks like it's just a part of your skin. If acne creams and patches (like Oxy and what not) don't seem to do the trick on eradicating your zits, then i'd rather suffer a few days of looking "ugly" then they'll shrink on their own (rather than popping them and having my face look like moon craters for the rest of my life). Later on, these dark patches can be removed at a facial (or beauty) salon...they have ways to remove them without surgery, as my mom and girlfriend have told me. (Of course, you can also opt for cosmetic surgery too if you got the money). So, really, it's a matter of preference how each person wants to treat their zits. Your call, dude.
Reply:it cancer get it check
Reply:You're going to have a red mark on there for a little while, but don't worry about it dude it will go away normally people on get scars if they have A LOT of zits.
Reply:its normal hun it will turn in2 a sort of scab that can b picked off...jus wash ya face with warm water to open up ya pores then apply the cream....the spot will point out at every1 but it wil disapear!!!dont squeeze or pop it wil spread!!xx
Reply:try puting a dab of mouth wash on it. it should dry up over night and they go away twice as fast as not doing n/e thing.
Reply:a peeling regimen will do the trick while it is still healing. put a dab of Tretinoin ointment on affected areas only.
hyperpigmented scars/areas (meaning a healed lesion) make use of sulfur or papaya soaps to even out the color and become homologous with your skin color
Reply:Try Clinique's Post Acne Formula. You just rub a little on the scar, and it helps it to go away, it REALLY works. You just have to use it for a little while. Follow the directions on the package.
Reply:It's normal just keep doing what your doing.
Reply:It is normal it will be back to normal after just a few days weeks(not more than a month)
Don't worry it is absolutely normal:)
I need some advice?
I have been looking for mr right for a long time. It is very hard to find him since I am a virgin and all guys wanna do is u kno what. It hurts me b/c guys dnt like me because I dnt give it up and I am not light skin. (but I am caramel complextion) but it is so hard to see couples everywhere but I dnt know what to do can I have ur advice!!!
I need some advice?
just wait not saying yours not but if not get more social but dont do IT just because others do until you really want to I'm gona wait but I'm a teen and ignore peer pressure on everything :)
Reply:would you go out with me?
Reply:don't give it up till your ready
keep looking for Mr Right
any guy that pressures you to have sex is just after sex
tell him go home and jerk off
keep looking
,,^._.^,,
Reply:find some one you like and they like you for you and is not a pervert like all others
Reply:Don't stop believing what you believe in just in the hope that he is Mr. Right!!!! Stop looking for Mr. Right and he will come to you! Go out start getting to know people and then you may realise that there are guys out there that want "it" but they won'r pressure you into it.
Reply:I know what you mean, about seeing other couples and wanting what they have, but at the same time you don't want to compromise your own principles.
The guys that don't like you because you won't give it up, if you were to get involved with them you would be miserable in the end. They wouldn't respect you.
Bottom line, be true to yourself and you will have no regrets.
The good news is when you do meet Mr. Right, and there really is no telling how long that will take, you will know he is the one by the way he treats you and the way he doesn't pressure you to have sex. He will make you feel good on the inside, and then later when you're ready you can let him make you feel good on the outside.
I need some advice?
just wait not saying yours not but if not get more social but dont do IT just because others do until you really want to I'm gona wait but I'm a teen and ignore peer pressure on everything :)
Reply:would you go out with me?
Reply:don't give it up till your ready
keep looking for Mr Right
any guy that pressures you to have sex is just after sex
tell him go home and jerk off
keep looking
,,^._.^,,
Reply:find some one you like and they like you for you and is not a pervert like all others
Reply:Don't stop believing what you believe in just in the hope that he is Mr. Right!!!! Stop looking for Mr. Right and he will come to you! Go out start getting to know people and then you may realise that there are guys out there that want "it" but they won'r pressure you into it.
Reply:I know what you mean, about seeing other couples and wanting what they have, but at the same time you don't want to compromise your own principles.
The guys that don't like you because you won't give it up, if you were to get involved with them you would be miserable in the end. They wouldn't respect you.
Bottom line, be true to yourself and you will have no regrets.
The good news is when you do meet Mr. Right, and there really is no telling how long that will take, you will know he is the one by the way he treats you and the way he doesn't pressure you to have sex. He will make you feel good on the inside, and then later when you're ready you can let him make you feel good on the outside.
Just want to see if anyone can anwer all these?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Are marbles made of marble?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Do stairs go up or down?
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
Do bald people get dandruff?
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Whats a question with no answer called?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?
If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
Do they put underwear on corpses?
Do bubbles freeze in winter?
What sound does a bunny make?
If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you?
Do suicide hotlines have hold?
Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?
If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long?
If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart?
If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Can you cry under water?
Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
Can bald men get lice??
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why are Pringles curved?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Can mute people burp?
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
Does the President have to pay taxes?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
What is a male ladybug called?
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
Do cows drink milk?
How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?
Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?
Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
Do the different "M%26amp;M's"® colors taste different?
Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning?
Why do donuts have holes?
Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
What does OK actually mean?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why do old men have hair in their ears?
Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A %26amp; Canada?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?
If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Do birds pee?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?
Can dogs have dog days?
Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?
Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?
Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?
Do pigs pull ham strings?
On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn’t people aim for their head or crotch?
Just want to see if anyone can anwer all these?
I have often thought of the through the center of the earth one... wouldn't you just end up floating in the middle?
Funny how you have the blurb of where you got the questions from...
mother-in-law rearranged spells woman hitler... everyone know that, but its still funny
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Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
Reply:the baby may only weigh 7 lbs when its born but theres also the milk in the mothers breasts, the placenta, the water weight mom has gained... its really not that difficult to know the answer to that one... Report It
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Reply:Cows drink miilk. I think your questions are very good. Many were funny, actually most were funny. Thanks for writing them all.
Reply:I dont care what that other person said about yawning, cause those were great questions, I could answer a few but they were all very interesting.. haha thanks for the laugh and good luck!
Reply:Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Reply:You have way to much time on your hands to wonder all of these answers but I am sure you can find out all the answers if you wanted too.
Reply:thanks you for your questionsssssssssssssssssss. don't know what to do??? i can judge buy this that you are a scrooge type of people, who wants to get the much benefit for a little possibly zero cost. since you put questionsssssssss in many fields, wrap into one panel that made this computer dizzy to clasified. If you break your Q's, maybe you'll get better answers.
Reply:no i cant, but i'd love to try if i can stay awake while reading the questions
Reply:Christmas Lights probably say that because they are not rated for underwater use. I think (NEMA 3R)
Reply:why is where you park called a driveway and where you drive a parkway?
why is stuff that goes across the ocean cargo and stuff that is shiped on land shipment?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Are marbles made of marble?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Do stairs go up or down?
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
Do bald people get dandruff?
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Whats a question with no answer called?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?
If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
Do they put underwear on corpses?
Do bubbles freeze in winter?
What sound does a bunny make?
If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you?
Do suicide hotlines have hold?
Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?
If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long?
If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart?
If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Can you cry under water?
Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
Can bald men get lice??
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why are Pringles curved?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Can mute people burp?
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
Does the President have to pay taxes?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
What is a male ladybug called?
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
Do cows drink milk?
How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?
Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?
Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
Do the different "M%26amp;M's"® colors taste different?
Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning?
Why do donuts have holes?
Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
What does OK actually mean?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why do old men have hair in their ears?
Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A %26amp; Canada?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?
If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Do birds pee?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?
Can dogs have dog days?
Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?
Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?
Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?
Do pigs pull ham strings?
On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn’t people aim for their head or crotch?
Just want to see if anyone can anwer all these?
I have often thought of the through the center of the earth one... wouldn't you just end up floating in the middle?
Funny how you have the blurb of where you got the questions from...
mother-in-law rearranged spells woman hitler... everyone know that, but its still funny
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Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
Reply:the baby may only weigh 7 lbs when its born but theres also the milk in the mothers breasts, the placenta, the water weight mom has gained... its really not that difficult to know the answer to that one... Report It
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Reply:Cows drink miilk. I think your questions are very good. Many were funny, actually most were funny. Thanks for writing them all.
Reply:I dont care what that other person said about yawning, cause those were great questions, I could answer a few but they were all very interesting.. haha thanks for the laugh and good luck!
Reply:Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Reply:You have way to much time on your hands to wonder all of these answers but I am sure you can find out all the answers if you wanted too.
Reply:thanks you for your questionsssssssssssssssssss. don't know what to do??? i can judge buy this that you are a scrooge type of people, who wants to get the much benefit for a little possibly zero cost. since you put questionsssssssss in many fields, wrap into one panel that made this computer dizzy to clasified. If you break your Q's, maybe you'll get better answers.
Reply:no i cant, but i'd love to try if i can stay awake while reading the questions
Reply:Christmas Lights probably say that because they are not rated for underwater use. I think (NEMA 3R)
Reply:why is where you park called a driveway and where you drive a parkway?
why is stuff that goes across the ocean cargo and stuff that is shiped on land shipment?
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*According to sales, 17,000 individual 'smarties' are eaten every minute in the UK
*The life of an eyelash is about 5 months.
*Iceland, Europe's second largest island following Great Britain, boasts of having the world's oldest 'active' parliamentary body, Althing, which first met in 930AD.
*The Turkish football club, Galatasaray, has an A for every other letter.
*The tongue of a mature Blue Whale has approximately the same mass as that of an entire adult elephant.
*The study, which tested telephones, desks, water coolers, doorknobs, and toilet seats, compiled 7,000 samples from major centers across the country. What they found, was that while phones ranked highest in bacteria levels, the office desk was a close second.
*In England during World War I, many German names and titles were changed and given more English-sounding names, including the royal family's from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor. Kaiser Wilhelm II countered this by jokingly saying that he was off to see a performance of 'The Merry Wives of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.'
*Both turdoid and turdine mean "belonging to the family turdus," Turdus musicus is the song thrush %26amp; Turdus viscivorus is the mistletoe thrush
*Nearly a quarter of all mammals can fly; with a huge 985 known species, bats make up 23.1% of all known mammals by species
*January is National Soup Month in the United States, January is the seasonal equivalent to July in the Southern Hemisphere; %26amp; on Jan 14th, 90% of New Year resolutions will be broken!
*You use an average of 43 muscles for a frown and you use an average of 17 muscles for a smile, and they say every two thousand frowns creates one wrinkle
*Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms in the first 14 nestling days of their life and that is not even their main food on the menu (14 feet a day is wrong) But parent robins make around 100 food visits to the nest every day!
*The first man to die during planning %26amp; construction of the Hoover Dam was the father of the last man to die during its construction. December 20, 1922 with J.G. Tierney a Bureau of Reclamation employee who was part of a geological survey and drowned when he fell from a barge. Exactly 13 years later, in 1935, his son Patrick W. Tierney, fell to his death from an intake tower.
* You will have to walk 80 kilometers for your legs to equal the amount of exercise your eyes get daily
*The Chinese used fingerprints as a method of identification back in 700
*Sound travels 15 times faster through steel than it does through the air
*A greenfly born on a Tuesday can be a grandparent by Friday
*There are more mobile phones in UK than there are people
*Termites are affected by music; the termites will eat your house twice as fast if you play them loud music
*Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the extreme fear of Friday the 13th
*One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!
*Christopher Trace, the first presenter of Blue Peter, was the body double for Charlton Heston in the film Ben-Hur
*Thomas Edison got patents for a method of making concrete furniture and a cigar which was supposed to burn forever
*A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water
*If you think of the Milky Way as being the size of the continent of Asia, our solar system would be the size of a penny.
*The chicken is the closest living relative to the Tyrannosaurus Rex Myth or fact??
*The average driver will be locked out of their car nine times during their life time (yes, men are in the stats)
*A Boeing 767 airliner contains 3,100,000 parts
* Belief in the existence of vacuums used to be punishable under Church law
* Your skin weighs twice as much as your brain
*An owl can see a mouse moving from over 150ft away by a light no brighter than candlelight
*The average person has walked 100,000 miles by the time they reach the age of 85.
*Your hearing is less sharp after eating too much
*In the course of a lifetime, the average person spends 2 years on the phone (I bet cell phones/mobiles were not taken into consideration when that fact was worked out!!)
* Henry VIII was once served a loin of beef while visiting the house of a noble. He was so impressed with the beef that he asked for a sword and knighted it! Ever since, that particular cut of beef has been known as sirloin. ("Sir Loin").. This is a MYTH
*In a lifetime, the average clean-shaven man will spend five months shaving and will remove 28ft of hair.
*Beethoven was extremely particular about his coffee , he always counted 60 beans per cup.
*In 1943, Navy officer Grace Hopper had to fix a computer glitch caused by a moth, hence the term 'computer bug'.
*Jupiter is large enough to contain the other major 7 planets in our solar system.
*The water pressure inside every onion cell would be sufficient to explode a steam engine.
*Sunglasses were first worn by film stars, not to look mysterious, but to relieve there eyes from the dazzling glare of the early studio lights
*If you take any number, double it, add 10, divide by 2, and subtract your original number, the answer will always be 5.
*Over a 12 day period your body generates a whole new set of taste buds. (This process continues until you are in your 70's.)
*Greyhounds can reach their top speed of 45 mph in just 3 strides
*There is more sugar in 1kg of lemons than in 1kg of strawberries.
*Paraskevidekatriaphobia, is a morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th. Therapist Dr. Donald Dossey, whose specialty is treating people with irrational fears, coined the term. He claims, when you can pronounce the word you are cured. Friggatriskaidekaphobia has the same meaning.
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class
*Titan arum is probably the world's smelliest flower. Originating in the tropical rain forests of Sumatra, this huge, extremely rare flower is a giant lily. It seldom blooms, but when it does the smell is described as something like the dead carcass of an animal
*A Viking tribe once raided England because they had run out of beer
*Walt Disney World generates about 120,000 pounds of garbage every day.
*Turtles can breath through their bottoms.
*Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
*The buzz generated by an electric razor in America is in the key of B flat. In the UK, it is in the key of G.
*Some of the most popular lipstick shades in Renaissance England were named, Rat, Horseflesh, Turkey, Blood and Puke.
*When Thomas Eddison died in 1941, Henry Ford captured his dying breath in a bottle.
*Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" was the first Hollywood film that showed a toilet flushing - thereby generating many complaints.
*The first flying-trapeze circus act was performed by Frenchman Jules Leotard at the Circus Napoleon on Nov 12th 1859. He invented the garment now known as the leotard.
*In 1972 when Gordon Brown (British Chancellor of the Excheque) was 21, he won a Daily Express competition for "A Vision of Britain In The Year 2000."
*It is said, grapefruit scent makes middle age women seem six years younger to men (but it does not work the other way round).
*The average elephant produces 50lb of dung a day.
*The dinosaur noises in Jurassic Park came from slowing down the sounds of elephants, geese and horses.
*The French invented the pop of the Christmas Cracker in the 19th century (Tom Smith bought the idea back to UK after holidaying in France)
*The chances of hitting 2 holes-in-one during the same round of golf is one in 8 million
*Victorian ladies tried to enlarge their boobs by bathing in strawberries
*Until the 18th century, India produced almost all the world's diamonds
*The ancient Egyptians thought it was good luck to enter a house left foot first
*During their marriage, Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton bought an electric chair for their dining room
* The average single man is one inch shorter than the average married man
*Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet of which 80% are in-cloud flashes and 20% are cloud-to-ground flashes.
*When screen lover Rudolph Valentino married Jean Acker (on Bonfire Day), she locked him out of their bedroom, the marriage lasted only six hours
*160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road. On paper they can, as the road (actually it's an avenue) is 865 feet wide, but in reality they can't.
*When a female horse and a male donkey mate, the off-spring is called a mule; but when a male horse and a female donkey mate, the off spring is called a HINNY
*On average women speak 7000 words per day, where as men speak just over 2000
*Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
*While in Alcatraz, Al Capone was inmate No.85
*Disney World is bigger than the world's 5 smallest countries
*A house fly hums in the middle octave key of F
*Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor
*In one gram of soil, about ten million bacteria live in it
*A single ounce of gold can be beaten into a thin film covering 100 square feet
*Before the 1800, there were no separately designed shoes for left and right feet
*Paper was invented early in the second century by Chinese eunuch
*The first person to receive a singing telegram was singer Rudy Vallee, in honour of his 32nd birthday, July 28th 1933.
* The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched
*In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes when you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase, "Goodnight, sleep tight."
*There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball
*A 75-year-old male driver received ten traffic tickets, drove on the wrong side of the road four times, committed four hit-and-run offenses and caused six accidents, all within 20 minutes, in McKinney, TX on 15 Oct 1966 [Worst driver: G. B. of Records]
*The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
*Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Shaghoopal
*The word "trivia" comes from the Latin "trivium" which is the place where three roads meet. People would gather and talk about all sorts of matters. Also in medieval universities, the trivium comprised the three subjects taught first, grammar, logic, and rhetoric, AND the Roman Goddess, Trivia, is the goddess of crossroads, witchcraft and the harvest moon.
*In 1935, the police in Atlantic City, New Jersey, arrested 42 men on the beach. They were cracking down on topless bathing suits worn by men.
*During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
*The distance between cities are actually the distances between city halls. When you see a sign "Sheffield - 40 miles" it means it is 40 miles to the city hall of that city sign
*The name of Canada is believed to come from the Iroquois Indian word "Kanata", meaning "village" or "community". The word Canada was first used in a 1534 text written by Jacques Cartier describing the Indian village of Stadacona.
*The longest non-medical word in the English language is floccipausinihilipilification (29 letters), which means "the act of estimating as worthless."
*Dominica, Mexico, Zambia, Kiribati, Fiji and Egypt all have birds on their flags.
*Bees visit over 2,000 flowers and fly over 55,000 miles to produce just 1lb. of honey
*Four out of every ten people who come to a party in your home will look in your bathroom cabinet
*The taboo against whistling backstage comes from the pre-electricity era when a whistle was the signal for the curtains and the scenery to drop. An unexpected whistle could cause an unexpected scene change!
*The sound you hear when macho people crack their knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
*Francis Bacon died of hypothermia while trying to freeze a chicken by stuffing it with snow
*Captain Jean-Luc Picard's (Star Trek) fish was named Livingston
*The WD in WD40 means "water displacement." The 40 in WD40 comes from the 40 attempts at creating this product.
*Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed.
*Mice, whales, elephants, giraffes and man all have seven neck vertebra.
* The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator,
Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
*American car horns beep in the tone of F.
*The only food cockroaches won't eat are cucumbers.
*China has more English speakers than the U.S.
*Hong Kong has the world's largest double-decker tram fleet in the world
*The words silent and listen have the same letters. Santa and Satan do too
*You can tell the sex of a turtle by the sound it makes, A male grunts, A female hisses.
*There are no public toilets in Peru.
*Samuel Clemens [aka Mark Twain] was born in 1835 when Haley's Comet came into view. When he died in 1910, Haley's Comet came into view again
*The pound sign is called a 'octothorp.'
*In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on
the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run
*"Dreamt" is the only word in the English language to end in "mt."
*The Queen termite can live up to 50 years and have 30,000 children every day
*The term, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling matches was, "No eye gouging," eveything else was allowed.
*A Dalmatian is the only dog that can get gout
*The male gypsy moth can smell the virgin female up to 1.8 miles away
*A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away
*The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet out of the body.
*A puff of smoke, such as when someone is smoking a cigarette or a pipe
is called " a lunt "
*The name "Pinocchio" is from Tuscany, Italy and means "pine nut" or "kernel".
*Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy
*It was the left shoe that Aschenputtel (Cinderella) lost at the stairway, when the prince tried to follow her. It was originally the right, but the translator messed up again.
*Cinderella's slippers were originally made out of fur. The story was changed in the 1600's by a translator.
*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour %26amp; if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
*For 47 days in 1961, the painting "Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat)" was hanging upside down in the Museum of Modern Art in New York. None of the over 116,000 visitors seem to have noticed.
*Walt Disney named Mickey Mouse after Mickey Rooney, whose mother he dated.
*Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Animal Kingdom."
*The magic word 'Abracadabra' was originally intended for the specific purpose of curing hay fever.
*The phrase "rule of thumb" was popularized by an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb top to first joint. (a thumb measurement is an inch)
*More redheads are born in Scotland UK than in any other part of the world
*The Sanskrit word for 'war' means - "desire for more cows".
*The average bed is home to over 5 billion dust mites.
*Only female wasps, bees, and mosquitoes sting.
*Las Vegas means "The Meadows" in Spanish.
*Born on November 2, 1718, British politician, John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich, is credited with naming the 'sandwich.' He developed a habit of eating beef between slice of toast so he could continue to play cards uninterrupted.
*Ice hockey was first played in 1885 by British soldiers stationed in Canada
*Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.
*Your fingernails grow 4 times faster than your toe nails
*Pain travels faster than 3000 feet per second
*A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person
*About 10,000,000 people have the same birthday as you
*The snail mates only once in it's entire life, also a snail has 4 noses
*The Coca-Cola company is the biggest consumer of sugar in the world
*The dot that appears over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
*All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job (in case their pants split)
*Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty," but he did say, "Beam me up, Mr. Scott"
*The word gymnasium comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to
exercise naked
*Everyone thought Albert Einstein suffered from dyslexia, because he couldn't speak properly until he was 9 years old.
*Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots
*The nation of Monaco on the French Riviera, is smaller than Central Park in New York. Monaco is 370 acres and Central Park is 840 acres
*Gweneth Paltrow's nickname for Steven Speilberg is "Uncle Morty." Steven Speilberg calls Gweneth Paltrow "Gwynnie the pooh."
*You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
*The sorcerer's name in Disney's Fantasia is Yensid, which happens to be Disney backwards.
*Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy
*The world's longest name is: Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Sr.
*Shirly Temple received 135,000 presents on her 8th birthday.
* When Christopher Columbus and crew landed in the New World they observed the natives using a nose pipe to smoke a strange new herb. The pipe was called a "tabaka" by the locals, hence our word tobacco.
*Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
*Hitler and Napoleon both had only one testicle.
*Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
*In ancient China, people committed suicide by eating a pound of salt.
*Queen Victoria [UK 1837-1901] eased the discomfort of her monthly cramps by having her doctor supply her with marijuana.
*The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. [usually in our sleep] ~ this is a MYTH
*If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough energy is produced to create an atomic bomb
*Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist (William Semple). One way to assure business!!
*The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
*The names of the three wise monkeys are: Mizaru: See no evil, Mikazaru: Hear no evil, and Mazaru: Speak no evil.
*The Spanish word esposa means "wife." The plural, esposas, means "wives," but also "handcuffs."
*23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
* There was one U.S. state that no longer exists? In 1784 the U.S. had a state called Franklin, named after Benjamin Franklin. But four years later, it was incorporated into Tennessee.
*The clinical term for a hairy buttocks is "daysypgal."
*A duck's quack doesn't echo, and ... no one knows why.~ MYTH everything echoes. University students have recorded a ducks echo. It is usually so quiet we cannot hear it.
*"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. ??? Maybe if said fast.
*Clans many many years ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them, burnt their houses down - hence the expression " to get fired." !!
Some more bizarre facts?
A baby elephant weighs less than a blue whale's tongue
sharks can sense the heartbeat of other fish
donald duck was banned in finland because he doesn't wear pants
the ant is proportionally the strongest animal
cockroaches chew on your eyebrows and lashes
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*According to sales, 17,000 individual 'smarties' are eaten every minute in the UK
*The life of an eyelash is about 5 months.
*Iceland, Europe's second largest island following Great Britain, boasts of having the world's oldest 'active' parliamentary body, Althing, which first met in 930AD.
*The Turkish football club, Galatasaray, has an A for every other letter.
*The tongue of a mature Blue Whale has approximately the same mass as that of an entire adult elephant.
*The study, which tested telephones, desks, water coolers, doorknobs, and toilet seats, compiled 7,000 samples from major centers across the country. What they found, was that while phones ranked highest in bacteria levels, the office desk was a close second.
*In England during World War I, many German names and titles were changed and given more English-sounding names, including the royal family's from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor. Kaiser Wilhelm II countered this by jokingly saying that he was off to see a performance of 'The Merry Wives of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.'
*Both turdoid and turdine mean "belonging to the family turdus," Turdus musicus is the song thrush %26amp; Turdus viscivorus is the mistletoe thrush
*Nearly a quarter of all mammals can fly; with a huge 985 known species, bats make up 23.1% of all known mammals by species
*January is National Soup Month in the United States, January is the seasonal equivalent to July in the Southern Hemisphere; %26amp; on Jan 14th, 90% of New Year resolutions will be broken!
*You use an average of 43 muscles for a frown and you use an average of 17 muscles for a smile, and they say every two thousand frowns creates one wrinkle
*Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms in the first 14 nestling days of their life and that is not even their main food on the menu (14 feet a day is wrong) But parent robins make around 100 food visits to the nest every day!
*The first man to die during planning %26amp; construction of the Hoover Dam was the father of the last man to die during its construction. December 20, 1922 with J.G. Tierney a Bureau of Reclamation employee who was part of a geological survey and drowned when he fell from a barge. Exactly 13 years later, in 1935, his son Patrick W. Tierney, fell to his death from an intake tower.
* You will have to walk 80 kilometers for your legs to equal the amount of exercise your eyes get daily
*The Chinese used fingerprints as a method of identification back in 700
*Sound travels 15 times faster through steel than it does through the air
*A greenfly born on a Tuesday can be a grandparent by Friday
*There are more mobile phones in UK than there are people
*Termites are affected by music; the termites will eat your house twice as fast if you play them loud music
*Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the extreme fear of Friday the 13th
*One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!
*Christopher Trace, the first presenter of Blue Peter, was the body double for Charlton Heston in the film Ben-Hur
*Thomas Edison got patents for a method of making concrete furniture and a cigar which was supposed to burn forever
*A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water
*If you think of the Milky Way as being the size of the continent of Asia, our solar system would be the size of a penny.
*The chicken is the closest living relative to the Tyrannosaurus Rex Myth or fact??
*The average driver will be locked out of their car nine times during their life time (yes, men are in the stats)
*A Boeing 767 airliner contains 3,100,000 parts
* Belief in the existence of vacuums used to be punishable under Church law
* Your skin weighs twice as much as your brain
*An owl can see a mouse moving from over 150ft away by a light no brighter than candlelight
*The average person has walked 100,000 miles by the time they reach the age of 85.
*Your hearing is less sharp after eating too much
*In the course of a lifetime, the average person spends 2 years on the phone (I bet cell phones/mobiles were not taken into consideration when that fact was worked out!!)
* Henry VIII was once served a loin of beef while visiting the house of a noble. He was so impressed with the beef that he asked for a sword and knighted it! Ever since, that particular cut of beef has been known as sirloin. ("Sir Loin").. This is a MYTH
*In a lifetime, the average clean-shaven man will spend five months shaving and will remove 28ft of hair.
*Beethoven was extremely particular about his coffee , he always counted 60 beans per cup.
*In 1943, Navy officer Grace Hopper had to fix a computer glitch caused by a moth, hence the term 'computer bug'.
*Jupiter is large enough to contain the other major 7 planets in our solar system.
*The water pressure inside every onion cell would be sufficient to explode a steam engine.
*Sunglasses were first worn by film stars, not to look mysterious, but to relieve there eyes from the dazzling glare of the early studio lights
*If you take any number, double it, add 10, divide by 2, and subtract your original number, the answer will always be 5.
*Over a 12 day period your body generates a whole new set of taste buds. (This process continues until you are in your 70's.)
*Greyhounds can reach their top speed of 45 mph in just 3 strides
*There is more sugar in 1kg of lemons than in 1kg of strawberries.
*Paraskevidekatriaphobia, is a morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th. Therapist Dr. Donald Dossey, whose specialty is treating people with irrational fears, coined the term. He claims, when you can pronounce the word you are cured. Friggatriskaidekaphobia has the same meaning.
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class
*Titan arum is probably the world's smelliest flower. Originating in the tropical rain forests of Sumatra, this huge, extremely rare flower is a giant lily. It seldom blooms, but when it does the smell is described as something like the dead carcass of an animal
*A Viking tribe once raided England because they had run out of beer
*Walt Disney World generates about 120,000 pounds of garbage every day.
*Turtles can breath through their bottoms.
*Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
*The buzz generated by an electric razor in America is in the key of B flat. In the UK, it is in the key of G.
*Some of the most popular lipstick shades in Renaissance England were named, Rat, Horseflesh, Turkey, Blood and Puke.
*When Thomas Eddison died in 1941, Henry Ford captured his dying breath in a bottle.
*Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" was the first Hollywood film that showed a toilet flushing - thereby generating many complaints.
*The first flying-trapeze circus act was performed by Frenchman Jules Leotard at the Circus Napoleon on Nov 12th 1859. He invented the garment now known as the leotard.
*In 1972 when Gordon Brown (British Chancellor of the Excheque) was 21, he won a Daily Express competition for "A Vision of Britain In The Year 2000."
*It is said, grapefruit scent makes middle age women seem six years younger to men (but it does not work the other way round).
*The average elephant produces 50lb of dung a day.
*The dinosaur noises in Jurassic Park came from slowing down the sounds of elephants, geese and horses.
*The French invented the pop of the Christmas Cracker in the 19th century (Tom Smith bought the idea back to UK after holidaying in France)
*The chances of hitting 2 holes-in-one during the same round of golf is one in 8 million
*Victorian ladies tried to enlarge their boobs by bathing in strawberries
*Until the 18th century, India produced almost all the world's diamonds
*The ancient Egyptians thought it was good luck to enter a house left foot first
*During their marriage, Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton bought an electric chair for their dining room
* The average single man is one inch shorter than the average married man
*Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet of which 80% are in-cloud flashes and 20% are cloud-to-ground flashes.
*When screen lover Rudolph Valentino married Jean Acker (on Bonfire Day), she locked him out of their bedroom, the marriage lasted only six hours
*160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road. On paper they can, as the road (actually it's an avenue) is 865 feet wide, but in reality they can't.
*When a female horse and a male donkey mate, the off-spring is called a mule; but when a male horse and a female donkey mate, the off spring is called a HINNY
*On average women speak 7000 words per day, where as men speak just over 2000
*Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
*While in Alcatraz, Al Capone was inmate No.85
*Disney World is bigger than the world's 5 smallest countries
*A house fly hums in the middle octave key of F
*Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor
*In one gram of soil, about ten million bacteria live in it
*A single ounce of gold can be beaten into a thin film covering 100 square feet
*Before the 1800, there were no separately designed shoes for left and right feet
*Paper was invented early in the second century by Chinese eunuch
*The first person to receive a singing telegram was singer Rudy Vallee, in honour of his 32nd birthday, July 28th 1933.
* The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched
*In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes when you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase, "Goodnight, sleep tight."
*There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball
*A 75-year-old male driver received ten traffic tickets, drove on the wrong side of the road four times, committed four hit-and-run offenses and caused six accidents, all within 20 minutes, in McKinney, TX on 15 Oct 1966 [Worst driver: G. B. of Records]
*The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
*Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Shaghoopal
*The word "trivia" comes from the Latin "trivium" which is the place where three roads meet. People would gather and talk about all sorts of matters. Also in medieval universities, the trivium comprised the three subjects taught first, grammar, logic, and rhetoric, AND the Roman Goddess, Trivia, is the goddess of crossroads, witchcraft and the harvest moon.
*In 1935, the police in Atlantic City, New Jersey, arrested 42 men on the beach. They were cracking down on topless bathing suits worn by men.
*During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
*The distance between cities are actually the distances between city halls. When you see a sign "Sheffield - 40 miles" it means it is 40 miles to the city hall of that city sign
*The name of Canada is believed to come from the Iroquois Indian word "Kanata", meaning "village" or "community". The word Canada was first used in a 1534 text written by Jacques Cartier describing the Indian village of Stadacona.
*The longest non-medical word in the English language is floccipausinihilipilification (29 letters), which means "the act of estimating as worthless."
*Dominica, Mexico, Zambia, Kiribati, Fiji and Egypt all have birds on their flags.
*Bees visit over 2,000 flowers and fly over 55,000 miles to produce just 1lb. of honey
*Four out of every ten people who come to a party in your home will look in your bathroom cabinet
*The taboo against whistling backstage comes from the pre-electricity era when a whistle was the signal for the curtains and the scenery to drop. An unexpected whistle could cause an unexpected scene change!
*The sound you hear when macho people crack their knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
*Francis Bacon died of hypothermia while trying to freeze a chicken by stuffing it with snow
*Captain Jean-Luc Picard's (Star Trek) fish was named Livingston
*The WD in WD40 means "water displacement." The 40 in WD40 comes from the 40 attempts at creating this product.
*Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed.
*Mice, whales, elephants, giraffes and man all have seven neck vertebra.
* The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator,
Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
*American car horns beep in the tone of F.
*The only food cockroaches won't eat are cucumbers.
*China has more English speakers than the U.S.
*Hong Kong has the world's largest double-decker tram fleet in the world
*The words silent and listen have the same letters. Santa and Satan do too
*You can tell the sex of a turtle by the sound it makes, A male grunts, A female hisses.
*There are no public toilets in Peru.
*Samuel Clemens [aka Mark Twain] was born in 1835 when Haley's Comet came into view. When he died in 1910, Haley's Comet came into view again
*The pound sign is called a 'octothorp.'
*In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on
the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run
*"Dreamt" is the only word in the English language to end in "mt."
*The Queen termite can live up to 50 years and have 30,000 children every day
*The term, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling matches was, "No eye gouging," eveything else was allowed.
*A Dalmatian is the only dog that can get gout
*The male gypsy moth can smell the virgin female up to 1.8 miles away
*A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away
*The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet out of the body.
*A puff of smoke, such as when someone is smoking a cigarette or a pipe
is called " a lunt "
*The name "Pinocchio" is from Tuscany, Italy and means "pine nut" or "kernel".
*Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy
*It was the left shoe that Aschenputtel (Cinderella) lost at the stairway, when the prince tried to follow her. It was originally the right, but the translator messed up again.
*Cinderella's slippers were originally made out of fur. The story was changed in the 1600's by a translator.
*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour %26amp; if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
*For 47 days in 1961, the painting "Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat)" was hanging upside down in the Museum of Modern Art in New York. None of the over 116,000 visitors seem to have noticed.
*Walt Disney named Mickey Mouse after Mickey Rooney, whose mother he dated.
*Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Animal Kingdom."
*The magic word 'Abracadabra' was originally intended for the specific purpose of curing hay fever.
*The phrase "rule of thumb" was popularized by an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb top to first joint. (a thumb measurement is an inch)
*More redheads are born in Scotland UK than in any other part of the world
*The Sanskrit word for 'war' means - "desire for more cows".
*The average bed is home to over 5 billion dust mites.
*Only female wasps, bees, and mosquitoes sting.
*Las Vegas means "The Meadows" in Spanish.
*Born on November 2, 1718, British politician, John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich, is credited with naming the 'sandwich.' He developed a habit of eating beef between slice of toast so he could continue to play cards uninterrupted.
*Ice hockey was first played in 1885 by British soldiers stationed in Canada
*Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.
*Your fingernails grow 4 times faster than your toe nails
*Pain travels faster than 3000 feet per second
*A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person
*About 10,000,000 people have the same birthday as you
*The snail mates only once in it's entire life, also a snail has 4 noses
*The Coca-Cola company is the biggest consumer of sugar in the world
*The dot that appears over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
*All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job (in case their pants split)
*Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty," but he did say, "Beam me up, Mr. Scott"
*The word gymnasium comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to
exercise naked
*Everyone thought Albert Einstein suffered from dyslexia, because he couldn't speak properly until he was 9 years old.
*Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots
*The nation of Monaco on the French Riviera, is smaller than Central Park in New York. Monaco is 370 acres and Central Park is 840 acres
*Gweneth Paltrow's nickname for Steven Speilberg is "Uncle Morty." Steven Speilberg calls Gweneth Paltrow "Gwynnie the pooh."
*You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
*The sorcerer's name in Disney's Fantasia is Yensid, which happens to be Disney backwards.
*Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy
*The world's longest name is: Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Sr.
*Shirly Temple received 135,000 presents on her 8th birthday.
* When Christopher Columbus and crew landed in the New World they observed the natives using a nose pipe to smoke a strange new herb. The pipe was called a "tabaka" by the locals, hence our word tobacco.
*Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
*Hitler and Napoleon both had only one testicle.
*Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
*In ancient China, people committed suicide by eating a pound of salt.
*Queen Victoria [UK 1837-1901] eased the discomfort of her monthly cramps by having her doctor supply her with marijuana.
*The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. [usually in our sleep] ~ this is a MYTH
*If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough energy is produced to create an atomic bomb
*Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist (William Semple). One way to assure business!!
*The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
*The names of the three wise monkeys are: Mizaru: See no evil, Mikazaru: Hear no evil, and Mazaru: Speak no evil.
*The Spanish word esposa means "wife." The plural, esposas, means "wives," but also "handcuffs."
*23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
* There was one U.S. state that no longer exists? In 1784 the U.S. had a state called Franklin, named after Benjamin Franklin. But four years later, it was incorporated into Tennessee.
*The clinical term for a hairy buttocks is "daysypgal."
*A duck's quack doesn't echo, and ... no one knows why.~ MYTH everything echoes. University students have recorded a ducks echo. It is usually so quiet we cannot hear it.
*"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. ??? Maybe if said fast.
*Clans many many years ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them, burnt their houses down - hence the expression " to get fired." !!
Some more bizarre facts?
A baby elephant weighs less than a blue whale's tongue
sharks can sense the heartbeat of other fish
donald duck was banned in finland because he doesn't wear pants
the ant is proportionally the strongest animal
cockroaches chew on your eyebrows and lashes
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Please, no rude comments. I am so insecure! And, I hate that myself. I'm a religious person, and I know I am God's creation, and I should be happy with what I got. I also have a very loving bf who thinks I am just the beautiful and sexy girl he has ever seen. But I cant accept that! I believe hes lying to me. I'm a junior in high school, and I see all the other girls, and I just wish I could look like them. I have 32B boobs, brown a little off past shoulder length brown hair, I have some hormonal problem, because I need eyebrows and lip waxed continually. I also dont throw myself all over guys. And guys like big boobs, long hair, and I don't dress showing skin either. Jeans, sneakers and a sweater, or t-shirt. I just feel so bad, I know your probably thinking i should grow up, but it really does hurt. I feel so low. I just wish I could have a guy look at me. And my bf deserves better I believe, a girl he can actually show off to his friends. I just wish I could look like those girls...
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Also, before we started going out....he use to be mr.shallow guy.
now he just says hes picky??
Im like...'if you were so insecure you just wouldnt be going out with me.'
8 minutes ago
scratch 'insecure' i meant shallow
Please read...opinions?
There is nothing wrong with you. I know how you feel though, because I often doubt good things about myself when I hear them from other people. Eventually you'll just realize that people aren't just telling you what they think you want to hear, to make you feel good. They really mean it.
It's something you just come to realize over time. Don't beat yourself up worrying about it.
Reply:You are beautiful in your own way. And remember beauty is skin deep. Be thankful your boyfriend chose YOU as his girlfriend, out of those materialistic girls.
Reply:ok........... whats ur point
Reply:you never really said why you think he's lying to you. If you think he's being dishonest why are you even bothering with this when you know you are NOT desperate girl. Don't worry about facial hair and clothes. Listen, Im in my 40's blonde hair 116# and my boobs are a 36A. That's all I got, but my boobs don't decide who I am. I do. You're pretty but you're feeling ugly because you're comparing yourself to your schoolmates. Once you stop caring what people think of you and only care what YOU think of you, everything will fall into place for you. God bless!
Reply:honey...wow i have the same issue...my husband thinks i am the best looking girl around...and i finally believe him
if he loves you he adores you...he will care for you no matter what...
if you dont start believing him, he may get tired of it and leave...i know you dont want that so please love yourself...
Reply:I think that everyone is different, and you should really pray to God so he can help you through all of your troubles....I am also in Junior High, so I TOTALLY understand. I'm a 32C cup and I was always really self-concious. Just learn to love yourself, and then you will be happy!
Reply:just act like yourself and just cause you dont show skin doesnt mean you arent pretty try doing something new with your hair every once a while also where CUTE SHOES! hope that helped
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10 minutes ago
Also, before we started going out....he use to be mr.shallow guy.
now he just says hes picky??
Im like...'if you were so insecure you just wouldnt be going out with me.'
8 minutes ago
scratch 'insecure' i meant shallow
Please read...opinions?
There is nothing wrong with you. I know how you feel though, because I often doubt good things about myself when I hear them from other people. Eventually you'll just realize that people aren't just telling you what they think you want to hear, to make you feel good. They really mean it.
It's something you just come to realize over time. Don't beat yourself up worrying about it.
Reply:You are beautiful in your own way. And remember beauty is skin deep. Be thankful your boyfriend chose YOU as his girlfriend, out of those materialistic girls.
Reply:ok........... whats ur point
Reply:you never really said why you think he's lying to you. If you think he's being dishonest why are you even bothering with this when you know you are NOT desperate girl. Don't worry about facial hair and clothes. Listen, Im in my 40's blonde hair 116# and my boobs are a 36A. That's all I got, but my boobs don't decide who I am. I do. You're pretty but you're feeling ugly because you're comparing yourself to your schoolmates. Once you stop caring what people think of you and only care what YOU think of you, everything will fall into place for you. God bless!
Reply:honey...wow i have the same issue...my husband thinks i am the best looking girl around...and i finally believe him
if he loves you he adores you...he will care for you no matter what...
if you dont start believing him, he may get tired of it and leave...i know you dont want that so please love yourself...
Reply:I think that everyone is different, and you should really pray to God so he can help you through all of your troubles....I am also in Junior High, so I TOTALLY understand. I'm a 32C cup and I was always really self-concious. Just learn to love yourself, and then you will be happy!
Reply:just act like yourself and just cause you dont show skin doesnt mean you arent pretty try doing something new with your hair every once a while also where CUTE SHOES! hope that helped
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