So a man and his dog are hunting in the jungle...?

A man and his dog are hunting in the jungles of the Amazon. Somehow, the dog gets separated from his master, and is soon quite lost. He wanders around aimlessly, until out of the corner of his eye, he spots a vicious looking jaguar sneaking up on him. Thinking quickly, the dog spots a pile of bones on the ground nearby, and starts chomping on them. "Mmmmmm," he says to himself. "Nothing hits the spot better than a Jaguar for breakfast." The jaguar freezes, shocked at this sight, and slinks away. A monkey happened to observe the whole thing from atop a tree, and hoping to get in the jaguar's good graces, chases him down. "Mr. Jaguar," he says. "The dog has fooled you! He wasn't really eating a jaguar, he was only trying to save his skin!" The jaguar smiles. "Thank you, my friend. Hop on my back and we'll go make short work of him." Soon, they find the dog again, but he spots them a second time. Again thinking quickly, he says "Now where is that monkey, he was supposed to

So a man and his dog are hunting in the jungle...?
Heh, very good joke!


It made my day, ;D





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loved it
Reply:That is cute....
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lov it!





keep it up!





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Reply:bring me back another jaguar for lunch. and then i will go find my master (yeh, what became of the hunter. this is confusing.)





okay you have a good joke for your act. you get the gold star. and me? nothing. so i am sad again. ha! on me.
Reply:haha i gonna star it
Reply:that is very funny love it
Reply:i just died a little...in a bad way
Reply:Good ONE!!!


i love those clever kind!
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a smart dog!!


ill give you a star for this


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Reply:lol nice.
Reply:ha! very clever!!
Reply:lol i can see why dogs man's best friend